have I been away?
well only to the kitchen… dough looking decent..
glass of wine or three.. naughty
work tomorrow… think so..
up late.. shower and dress.. well I’ve got a free lunch..
never say no to a free lunch..
been web-cruising me.. is that a new term?
should be.. bung a patent on that one mister.. er.. who’s in charge of the internet these days?
after a couple I enjoy posting sharp and witty comments on various sites..
I only do it to attract attention
we all need recognition..
people need to know I’ve got a valid opinion
can’t see straight to write this.. blink a bit.. there
dough will be rising
so are prices..
any ideas for toppings?
have a peep later after the football to see if I’ve any replies to my funny comments..
what a load of bollocks
this is what you get on a staying-in day
and why I tend to go out
off to kneed the dough…
and fry the bacon
sip of vino tinto along the way
just what the doctor ordered
all those liars who say they’re not on facebook
everybody’s on bloody facebook, if you’re not you’re fibbing
can’t leave bleeding facebook
it’s like losing a limb
I mean what’s the point of living if you can’t tell everyone what you’ve been doing?
me me me me me
I’m a fantastic chef, a fantastic comedian and a fantastic lover
the last one’s true!