Eye Tea

A pop up pin cushion of bug breeding scum saving download detectable firewall fanatical screenshot cam scam iconoclastic memory wiping mother boarding waterboarding version vermin security sucking apple crushing bill gates foundation cream smearing blue screen smashing pumkin pie gobbling hen house picking shit on the rug hug slug fest christmas cum early cracker impenetrable v tunnel v one vw digging pixel swigging ear jigging pop-eyed geek wank fest staining adolescent fifa fifteen joystick joy of sex joy divisional joyless pre-pubescent candy crunching kiddie fiddling corrupt towers of testosterone toast for dinner whiskers spam scram wham bang thank you mam mum what’s for tea jerk off beef jerky smirky herpes chlamydia clap faced fast paced pee stink grime gunk swallowing trash can man kid dog hamster pet shop take it back to no receipt hell on earth hovel wench whoring system start up throw up excuse..

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The way it goes

Forever
is but a blink of the eye
Together
until the day we die
You’ll never
forget these words we shared
Best ever
until the next best serves

You may think I’m a cynical fool
You don’t hear my dithyrambic drool
In the end, all my memories fade away
At my door, another stranger comes to stay

Yes, that’s the way it goes
Yes, that’s the way I chose

We may dream that we’re bound to find the one
We may recognize signs in each and everyone
Glance around and you’re sure to catch her eye
Dither long and she’s poised to pass you by

No, that’s not superstition
It’s just my own admission

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2013 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 290 times in 2013. If it were a cable car, it would take about 5 trips to carry that many people.

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speaking without tongues

she asked me if I was happy
since there wasn’t a response worth uttering I honoured the masculine tradition
I’ll take that as a no then
to say communication failed would be a slur on body language
you find your own answers in this life
or else you are forced to borrow them

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the new lovers

you sigh,
I smile,
what you can’t see doesn’t exist,
all outside is an undercurrent of disturbance,
we shall not let it invade our lascivious hinterland..

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The eternal mariner

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they say no man is an island, hence I navigate a simple vessel, observe the rhythm of the sea, the cadence of the tide and the circadian philosophy of the natural order.. there have been doldrums as there have been friendly natives offering respite within their safe havens.. yet still I sail on carrying my cargo of desiderata safely stowed below..

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the prince and the ice maiden

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We twist and turn along the spiral staircase, me and my car

as I follow the cream cheese moon down into Tarare

Upon high he sits with grand authority, seemingly secure

This winter’s night is not the occasion to engage his allure

 

Our winterland of cold illusion, sharp and still

as I push wide open the shutters from the window sill

Here today and gone tomorrow jests this ghostly threat

Deadly be the caress of the ice maiden, lest we forget

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